Women and soccer
Why do girls play soccer!!! I detest! Very strongly. Until today, I didnt really mind. It was nice, almost. Something better to look at while you got your work out. Well for us bachelors, its the only time. But something happened today on the field that has totally thrown me off the idea.
Well I got a ruthless, shameless kick on my shin by this extremely pretty looking (hot if you are a guy) Russian girl. Dont get me wrong, I have been kicked several times before. While playng soccer that is. But this one was different.
The lady had nothing to do with the ball. I had given away the ball to a fellow team mate seconds before. If you have played soccer, it is the equivalent of eons. And yet this woman decided to give me one in the shin. Hard. Cold. Predetermined. Evil.
Well I had been playing around quite a bit. How often does a hot Russian girl run around an Indian engineer. So I had the ball and I moved this way and that way and stopped and again this way and that way. I had forgotten we were all there to score goals. And then, the sedentary desi engineer realized there was no more air left in him. So I passed it to my nearest team mate. And then, the blow. Deliberate, precisely executed. I am no wimp. I have taken severe blows without a sound. But believe me, my shin is swollen today.
How could she be so cold. Is it because she knew I would not get back at her? Is it becuase she failed in all her attempts to get the ball from me? I was just playing by the rules. She looked triumphed in the end. Like the she had achieved what she set out for. Was it my shin she was after all this time? She obviously didnt apologize. Who apologizes for winning??
Now, I can take all this too. Would have been difficult, but she is so pretty, and that accent... yes I would have forgiven her. But minutes later, she ended up brushing against this south american guy. Well so what if he has a six pack? He cant even run a simple select query to save his life. He is not the subject of this blog. So anyway, there was this slight brushing. Now, if it would have been me, it would have been the most action I have seen in years. But for me, it is the kick in the shin. Immediately following that, she had to say "Ohh did I hurt you?" in that super sexy accent of hers. Hurt you?!?!?! Hulloo! I am still limping here... "Oh no no... " (Even that sounds kinda sexy in a Spanish accent) and he put his hand on her shoulder for support. And it stayed there with niether party showing any intensions of returning to the game.
Hence I detest women playing soccer. They kill the spirit of the game. I dont mind them playing against themselves. I mean an all womens game. Go ahead! But when we men are at it, please stay out!
Well I got a ruthless, shameless kick on my shin by this extremely pretty looking (hot if you are a guy) Russian girl. Dont get me wrong, I have been kicked several times before. While playng soccer that is. But this one was different.
The lady had nothing to do with the ball. I had given away the ball to a fellow team mate seconds before. If you have played soccer, it is the equivalent of eons. And yet this woman decided to give me one in the shin. Hard. Cold. Predetermined. Evil.
Well I had been playing around quite a bit. How often does a hot Russian girl run around an Indian engineer. So I had the ball and I moved this way and that way and stopped and again this way and that way. I had forgotten we were all there to score goals. And then, the sedentary desi engineer realized there was no more air left in him. So I passed it to my nearest team mate. And then, the blow. Deliberate, precisely executed. I am no wimp. I have taken severe blows without a sound. But believe me, my shin is swollen today.
How could she be so cold. Is it because she knew I would not get back at her? Is it becuase she failed in all her attempts to get the ball from me? I was just playing by the rules. She looked triumphed in the end. Like the she had achieved what she set out for. Was it my shin she was after all this time? She obviously didnt apologize. Who apologizes for winning??
Now, I can take all this too. Would have been difficult, but she is so pretty, and that accent... yes I would have forgiven her. But minutes later, she ended up brushing against this south american guy. Well so what if he has a six pack? He cant even run a simple select query to save his life. He is not the subject of this blog. So anyway, there was this slight brushing. Now, if it would have been me, it would have been the most action I have seen in years. But for me, it is the kick in the shin. Immediately following that, she had to say "Ohh did I hurt you?" in that super sexy accent of hers. Hurt you?!?!?! Hulloo! I am still limping here... "Oh no no... " (Even that sounds kinda sexy in a Spanish accent) and he put his hand on her shoulder for support. And it stayed there with niether party showing any intensions of returning to the game.
Hence I detest women playing soccer. They kill the spirit of the game. I dont mind them playing against themselves. I mean an all womens game. Go ahead! But when we men are at it, please stay out!
posted by Nalin at 7:49 PM
3 Comments:
Well its almost possible that she
was testing how much you punishment you could take :)
Or was it the case that you have spurned her advances and this was the only way she could get her frustration across ?
Well ... Although I pray for both :)
It's more likely neither.
Well my dear friend, I quite understand if you cannot comprehend the immense irresistable charm I exult. You are of the wrong sex and what more, of the wrong sexual orientation. :)
Well... If they have an undue advantage just because of their sex, I guess I would. Pool, not really. There are certain advantages of playing pool with a woman... you know.. I mean... well.. u know how it is :)
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